The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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