apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
