Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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