he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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