Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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