There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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