i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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