Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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