just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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