We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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