Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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