I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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