wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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