I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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