If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I smell like Dick and happiness
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