I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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