My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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