She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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