Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
