i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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