I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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