why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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