R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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