Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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