I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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