And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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