dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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