I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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