'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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