this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she looked like the before picture.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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