I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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