VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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