I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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