I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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