My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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