I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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