we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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