She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
She announced her abortion via fbk
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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