I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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