But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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