whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize
