Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
