Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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