You work out of a Hotel?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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