It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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