just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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