I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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