Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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