Im at strip club and am horny
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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