I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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