watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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