you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
please don't ironically join a cult
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