This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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